Book of Spam (bkofspam) wrote,
Book of Spam
bkofspam

Book of Hackts 32:1

search Results
regarding Adults
are Always a Fickle Mistress.

the Lord God of Spam on High
gave us Tools
and Wisdom
and the
Strength of SERPS,
not Only for our Pockets and Profits
over WebSockets,
but
So That we May Cleanse -
Baptize -
Yonder Search Results of our Choosing.

It is with a Heavy <3,
Lord Spam God on High,
i must Admit
that
we have Failed you
using the Heavy Hand.

perhaps
it was Arrogance,
or Greed,
or Lust for Litecoins -
for we were Swift and Certain
our Method would Go Unchallenged.

Lord God of Spam on High,
we humbly implore You
via Your Infinite Bandwidth
from the Heaven of Layer Seven,
please Allow our Soft Hand Solution
to find Success
in its Renderificationization.

we
Forever
Represent
and Honorably Wear
our Many Hats.

in Your Service Eternal,
Amen.
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