Book of Spam (bkofspam) wrote,
Book of Spam
bkofspam

Book of Spamentations 33:20

his Eyes Fixated on the Wasteland
before him;
a Wasteland of mangled
Methods;
a Catastrophe of
commented
Code.

"Why, O Laird of Line?" (.app/.apk)
his words Echoed
throughout
the Beachfront Condominum.
"your Faithful Servant has been up
for over
Fifty Hours,
Why IsNothing working?
Mine Eyes gaze upon
These Sandy
Beaches, and
they
See but One set{}
of Footprints!"

passionately summoned
by His
Prince of Protobuffers,
the Spam God appeared
Suddenly
in a Flash of NVRAM.

"My child," spæketh He,
"Sometimes,
life hands us
Gingerbread
when we Truly
Want Ice Cream Sandwiches.
We must all Break KitKats
if We are to Ever
make Lollipops."

"Do not Cry when Thy
Sky goes Live
on Yonder Web!
Do not Fret when
only One set{}
of Prints lies
behind you -
My Prince."

"for Every Filter Fired
and
for Every Shark you've Wired,
a Sacrifice was Made,
and Thusly ye Hath Prayed."

"and
as for the Troubled Times
when you see only
One set{} of public static byte[] Footprints
behind ye,
be Sure to Uncheck
'Filter Out Inner Class Entries'
on your
Luyten instance."

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