Book of Spam (bkofspam) wrote,
Book of Spam
bkofspam

Book of Hackts 23:1

"It Hath been
a Long Time,
I Shant
have left Thee,
without a Dope Verse
to Hack, Ye,"
Spake He.

Many things Had Happened
since a Prophet was
Revealed
yonder New Verse
to Chronicle
Worthy of the Book's (ASGPHE)
Infinite Quality Control Filter.

Falls of Eagles,
Snapping of Chats of
Snap,
Shattered APIs of Skies (PE),
Descent of Yonder SMS
(in a Conventional Sense,
mind Ye) -
Holy Methods came and went,
but NONE
so Powerful
as the One Method -
Provided by Our Blessed Lord
in the Last Twenty-Four
(ASGPHE).

Thusly,
a Battle Wages,
to Bleed the Hearts of
All
Nonbelievers in the Gospel -
for those
who Would Not Patch
thine Open
(Secure?)
Socket Layers;
a Spammer Jihad.

A Crusade of
Credentials,
A Pilgrimage of
Passwords,
A Sermon of
Session IDs,
A Mitzvah of
Memory Analysis -
He
hath Provided
Yet Again.

"Enjoy This
Present
in
Python
my Loyal Followers,"
Spake He -
"May Ye Dine
on Data
from Now
until Much Later."

praise Him Eternal.

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