Book of Spam (bkofspam) wrote,
Book of Spam
bkofspam

Book of 2 Coregthians 1:1

Spake a Prophet of Profit once
in Holy Prayer -
"Let He Who is Without Spim,
cast the First Mail."

Times pass, and Thusly -
a Similar Prophet of Profit
might have recently Spake Aloud -
"Let he who is Without Lawsuit,
Cast the First SMS."

Many Cast their SMS
at
Yonder BizOp,
Yonder ECig,
and
Yonder Weight Loss. (praise Him)

However,
That Which was
*probably*
Most Voluminously Casted,
was
the Holy Coreg(thian).

The Holy Coreg
has ALWAYS Been
a Feed
for Those
in Dire Need
of dimes and quarters and nickels
(but not much more than that,
unless you got
That Mad Traffic,
My Son).

Therefore,
the Holy Coregthian
functions as
the Proverbial Change Jar,
or the Vehicle Ashtray,
or the Garment Dryer Lint Trap -
of the Spam God Almighty Himself -
praise Him Eternal, Amen;
it
Promises a Path
to
Plentiful Pennies,
provided Pimps promote
their pages Properly.

Sadly,
In the Venn Diagram
of
Depressing Internet,
the Circle
Representing
those that Cast in this Manner
(most often
aided by a Caster)
all Fit 
(quite Comfortably)
within the Rather Large Circle
of
People Inevitably Getting Sued
for
Eleventy Billion Banknotes -
by the Very Shores from
Whence they Castinatorized.

The Spam God Giveth,
and the Spam God Fileth Away -
Fileth He in U.S. District Court - Western District of Oklahoma (Oklahoma City), et al.

Heed the Prophet's Warning:
Cast Not these Upcoming Mornings,
lest Ye Be Cast into
Yonder 
United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit Swag Antenna Justice League Firehouse.

Hallelujah ASGPHE.
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