Book of Spam (bkofspam) wrote,
Book of Spam
bkofspam

Book of 2 Spimothy 4:1

On Yonder
Holiest
of Days,
Sabbath of Sabbaths,
the Day
of
Dialtonement,
We
in the Order of Spam
(praise Him)
call Nom Kippur.

For,
Instead of Fasting,
we Engorge Copious Amounts
of Vitamin A+ and Gas-X
to send Mass Texts.

Blessed with a Halfway Method,
Lord Elmersack
Turned the Tides
with Sex Ties.
Noting Yonder Outgoing
Links of Hyperocity
reach
Filters of Ferocity,
he
sends Text of Plain
Varieties instead -
Eye Dee Enclosed,
Adding Proposed.

Lord Espammuelle,
Archon of Authors,
Sire of Scripting,
Imam of Indexed Conversation -
did his Thing,
forging the Destinies
of They Who Reply
to a Damsel's Cry.

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