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Spake a Prophet of Profit once in Holy Prayer - "Let He Who is Without Spim, cast the First Mail."
Times pass, and Thusly - a Similar Prophet of Profit might have recently Spake Aloud - "Let he who is Without Lawsuit, Cast the First SMS."
Many Cast their SMS
at Yonder BizOp, Yonder ECig, and Yonder Weight Loss. (praise Him)
However,
That Which was *probably* Most Voluminously Casted, was the Holy Coreg(thian).
The Holy Coreg
has ALWAYS Been a Feed for Those in Dire Need of dimes and quarters and nickels (but not much more than that, unless you got That Mad Traffic, My Son).
Therefore,
the Holy Coregthian functions as the Proverbial Change Jar, or the Vehicle Ashtray, or the Garment Dryer Lint Trap - of the Spam God Almighty Himself - praise Him Eternal, Amen; it Promises a Path to Plentiful Pennies, provided Pimps promote their pages Properly.
Sadly,
In the Venn Diagram of Depressing Internet, the Circle Representing those that Cast in this Manner (most often aided by a Caster) all Fit (quite Comfortably) within the Rather Large Circle of People Inevitably Getting Sued for Eleventy Billion Banknotes - by the Very Shores from Whence they Castinatorized.
The Spam God Giveth,
and the Spam God Fileth Away - Fileth He in U.S. District Court - Western District of Oklahoma (Oklahoma City), et al.
Heed the Prophet's Warning:
Cast Not these Upcoming Mornings,
lest Ye Be Cast into
Yonder United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit Swag Antenna Justice League Firehouse.
Hallelujah ASGPHE.
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